bynnie:

Bathroom selfie at work because I’m so cute that I had to poot.

Poor

bynnie:

Bathroom selfie at work because I’m so cute that I had to poot.

Poor

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

awkward-fallen-angel:

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets her wings.

God bless drag queen omg

if I don’t reblog this asume I am dead

(Source: b-random, via leapn-lizards)

picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

picklekitty:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

this needs to be every where

(Source: saddestsad, via leapn-lizards)

thecomicsvault:

"TELL TALE COMIC STRIP BALLOONS"
Art by Bob Clarke
Words by Don Edwing 
MAD Magazine #160 (July 1973)

My dad has this copy of MAD.  I remember reading this while on the toilet as a kid, lol.

(via devildork)

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

chaofanatic:

demengineerz:

New Nintendo 3DS Japanese Ad feat. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!

Everyone else is cheering while Samus is just like “What the fuck is happening to me?”

WAAAAAAAAT?  ::dies::

(via animalcrossingus)

stylesxhealy:

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

Welcome to the rest of your life, children.

Also, reflects on a larger cultural issue that is just in its nascent stage while children are in school together.

On the flip side, life is hard, bitches, and maybe we all need to suck some shit up and deal.

(via theedgeofthedimension)

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

(Source: thelandofwtf, via ruinedchildhood)

I guess this is why we need #feminism still.

I guess this is why we need #feminism still.

(Source: aphrodisy, via ruinedchildhood)

Tags: headdesk

anewmeforyou:

I’m not even a big fan of Miley but people need to realize this


…and so is this

anewmeforyou:

I’m not even a big fan of Miley but people need to realize this

…and so is this

(via ruinedchildhood)

omg-pictures:

Told my wife she was pretty, she said why, I sent her this.http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

Told my wife she was pretty, she said why, I sent her this.
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

(Source: james-because-i-dont-know, via bynnie)

(Source: onlypooh, via ruinedchildhood)

archiemcphee:

Japan is relentless in their efforts to incapacitate us with outrageously cute and singularly odd creations. First there were the Banana Bird capsule toys, then came the Bread dogs, and now - while we were already reaching for the smelling salts because of the previous two - they’ve gone and created Gashapon toy versions of the real-life sushi cats (“Neko-Sushi”) that we featured here last year.

Such an awesomely powerful combination of weird and cute may cause a disturbance in the Force. They’re certainly making it difficult for us to think about pretty much anything else. Although we are also suddenly craving sushi for lunch…

Head over to RocketNews24 for additional photos.

archiemcphee:

Before today it had never occurred to us that birds and bananas are at all similar. Now that we’ve seen this wonderfully weird and ridiculously cute series of parrot-banana hybrid Epoch Gashapon toys, we’re dying to see how other fruit and fauna pair up.

According to RocketNews24, these banana birdies are selling so well that the manufacturer has plans for a whole series of “parrot-foodstuff mash-ups.” The parrot-mushroom hybrids seen in the bottom image are coming out next.

Photos via @mel__t, Netorabo, @suicarin, @yasuu22, @akky_1981, and @nyairu1.

The parrot-banana series actually includes a number of birds from the parrot family from little cockatoos to the splashy Macau.

[via RocketNews24]